Why I Don’t Do Doorstep Drops (But Will Meet You at Dunkin’)

Okay, real talk. I run a small biz, I design the goods, I pack the orders, and yes - I also handle delivery. But one thing I don’t do? Show up on your porch like a UPS ninja.

Why?
Because I’m not Amazon Prime, and also - I watch way too many true crime documentaries. 😬

So instead, I keep it safe and simple:
✅ Free local delivery on orders of $25 or more
✅ We meet at a nearby Dunkin’ (easy to find, safer for both of us)
✅ Iced coffee is optional but highly encouraged

🐾 And about Mojo…

You’ve seen his adorable cartoon face all over the shop - and yes, he’s handsome, loyal, and deeply loved…
But he’s also not exactly a meet-n-greet kinda guy. Think “guard dog energy with a side of ‘please don’t pet me.’”

Mojo might be riding shotgun during a pickup, but he’s not available for hugs, head pats, or photo ops.
He’s more “moody mascot” than “social butterfly.”

And that’s okay!
He does his part behind the scenes - inspiring the brand and supervising sticker drops - while I handle the friendly part (aka you, me, and Dunkin’).

Why I Meet at Dunkin’

  ✔ Easy meetup spot
  ✔ Safer than random driveways
  ✔ Coffee vibes for the win (bring your own or grab one while you're there!)

So if you're in the Hartford County area and your order hits the local delivery minimum, we’ll set up a quick meetup at a Dunkin' near you. No home drop-offs, no awkward doorstep vibes - just safe, smooth, and caffeinated.

Thanks for understanding - and for supporting this little shop of magic, sass, and slightly antisocial German Shepherd.

💛
– Linda (Mojo says hi... from the car, with the windows up)